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Posted: May-14-2008 12:38PM
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What Do Retired People Do All Day?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went shopping in town. I was only in the store 5 minutes but when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senion citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket, so I called him a jerk. He glared at me and began writing another ticket for having worn tires. Then I called him an idiot. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first, then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I'd come into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
Brown County Mini
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